lolllfinallyhaha 

That guy. Also known as the type of guy to be:

- the world's WORST asshole to ever exist in this wretched world.
- so down bad he's literally "making the mother of all sexual jokes". (in other words, he pumps out more sexual jokes than anyone on a daily basis.)
- bugs people to solve a level in a certain webriddle to the point of no return.
- someone who goes under tens of thousands of identities. (examples of those were "dementi" and "gatamachis". currently goes by "henesundurt" as of making this definition.)
- claims he's unironically telling people to "keep themselves safe" (though everyone knows he's actually sending death threats, the fact that he says he's "serious" about it is straight up preposterous.)
- shows potential that he's more deranged than everyone combined.
- deserving of eternal torment.
- easily despised by many.
- some dude who's online behavior is crazy strange most of the time. (applies to many others but hey, that's just how it is.)
- french.

"man, this lolllfinallyhaha dude went through some identity changes yet acts the same as i remember. nothing but an asshole."
"saying he's nothing but an asshole is a big understatement."*

lolllfinallyhaha by DissovledHelium August 1, 2023

lolllfinallyhaha 

A person that is really stupid (me)

lolllfinallyhaha is so goddamn stupid

lolllfinallyhaha by DissovledHelium August 1, 2023

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022