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Lohantastic 

Of or pertaining to a woman who begins their acting career nicely with a decent Disney remake of an old move, goes on to become a vixen, and ruins herself by dying her foxy red hair to a vomit color and finally to a greasy shade of black.
person1: Oh, you want to make movies that get crappier and crappier, and ruin the look that made you stand out as a fox in a crowd of sleazy bimbos by dying your hair? That's Lohantastic!
Lindsay: Cool, I have fans that support me!
Lohantastic by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
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lohantastic 

a person or event that involves copius amounts of sex, booze, drugs and/or unintentional nudity
Justin: So, how was the party last night?

Kenny: It was basically a booze-filled orgy. Even the cats were doing blow! It was absolutely Lohantastic!!!

Justin: I guess I'll have to go next time!
lohantastic by dangerkitty December 21, 2007
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loaftastic 

When you're describing something or someone as being a loaf (lazy, won't do anything, boring) and they do something extremely stupid or something extraordinaire.
Sofia: Guys, I just figured out how to properly cut bread.

Jordan: Wow
Grace: That's loaftastic!

Sofia: Everybody listen up...I've discovered the formula for finding the circumference of a circle.
Jordan: Loaftastic!

LANtastic 

LANtastic is an extremely stupid program which allows you to share files and printers on a network. It also shares you c-drive to anyone on your network.
"Wtf?!?! My PC just crashed???"

"Yes, I know. You have installed LANtastic, so I deleted your Windows-folder."
LANtastic by Mr. Lonely January 6, 2006

Lantastic 

"Did you see the new Lantastic video?"
"Who?"
Lantastic by Lannytastic December 2, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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