lockslea

Gorgeous, stunning, adorable, smart, funny, and colorful. Men are always trying to sneak a peak but she’s very loyal and seems to keep her attention to one she’s with. She has a unique and special relationship with animals, sometimes choosing to spend more time with her furry friends than with other humans. Yet she loves her human friends with all shes got and they love her just as much. She is always looking for a good time which usually gets her into unique situations. She is a real book lover. Always getting lost in fantasy worlds. She is a special person over flowing with love and always willing to share some!

Wow that Lockslea sure does spend a lot of time on her farm.

That Lockslea can’t hear us right now she’s reading.

lockslea by DumbBeards January 1, 2024

landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.

"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

landoflakes locklear by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

Lockleared by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

Locksley 

A really awesome band from Wisconsin, currently residing in New York. They are said to sound similar to the Beatles. Their music is really upbeat and catchy. They headlined MTV's first Choose or Lose Tour.

They have toured with many great artists including OK Go, We Are Scientists, The Dandy Warhols, John Vanderslice, She Wants Revenge, The Rapture, Hanson, Rooney, Ray Davies of the Kinks, and others!

The band members include:
Jesse Laz: vocals/rhythm guitar
Kai Kennedy: vocals/lead guitar
Sam Bair: drums
Jordan Laz: bass

When their old bassist, Aaron Collins, left the band Jesse's younger brother Jordan joined the band as the new bass player.

Have you listened to Locksley? You should!

Locksley by musicluv January 20, 2009

Heather Locklear

Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.

Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?

Heather Locklear by JoviJava February 19, 2006

locklear 

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

locklear by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

Lockleared by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021