local man

a local man is any nigerian twitter user, it can also be used in place of "I" in a tweet.

Flat earth theory? In this day and age? Local man cannot understand.

local man by YouCrane January 22, 2020

Local Man

A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States

Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"

Local Man by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021

Local Man

somebody that is local to the area and enjoys strolling in the street

‘strolling along- there was a local man’
‘I wonder what the local man is doing today’

Local Man by Rats R Cool September 22, 2020

Local Man

A superhero who saves people in their dreams

Local man saved me from a volcano last night.

Local Man by LE:Mon April 2, 2026

your local old man 

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

your local old man 

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Local asian man

Someone who will give more than enough rice. He drinks soy sauce like it’s alcohol. They have the forehead of a god

The local asian man gives me too much

Local asian man by Local asian man October 10, 2019