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Local Man
Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"
"what the hell"
Local Man by notarealperson111 January 12, 2021
Related Words
local man • Local asian man • your local old man • Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. • loyal man hole • A loyal man • Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man • Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑 • local • local celebrity
Local Man
Local Man by Rats R Cool September 22, 2020
Local Man
your local old man
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
your local old man
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
Local asian man
Someone who will give more than enough rice. He drinks soy sauce like it’s alcohol. They have the forehead of a god
Local asian man by Local asian man October 10, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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