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Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
Yair Lapid by Matans June 11, 2013
Related Words
A moody depressed blue alien that controls water
Hi lapis
lapis by Wyikddj October 12, 2018
a lopisopi is a thing which can be give to your loved ones, friends but not family members

THATS HARAM
monkie: hari did you get your daily lopisopi
hari: what's a lopisopi
monkie: *gives a lopisopi*
hari : DAMMN U GOOD
lopisopi by dasahil April 17, 2021

Lapis Lazuli 

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.
Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.
Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019
A hilarious guy who talks a lot. He has the best jokes and commentary. He's tall and EXTREMELY good looking. Loai gives the best hugs, and will always be there for you no matter what. A great listener and advice giver. If you meet a Loai, consider yourself blessed.
Who's the best person you know?
Loai.

Do you know Loai?
Yes, he is the absolute best person I have ever met in my life.

I bet you wish you knew a Loai..
Loai by LoaiThisIsForYou March 15, 2013

Loopin with the Doc

Loopin with The Doc is a very exclusive enterprise reserved only for a select society whose members are chosen solely by the Doc himself. Little is known of the nature, fate, or practice regarding membership recruitment, current members, or the society as a whole other than that it is a very competitive and secretive process commonly compared to the mysterious Skull and Bones Society.

Thus, legend has it that members assemble to Loop with the Doc on a very irregular agenda. Members are summoned on a last minute basis via textual communication by the Doc from an untraceable cell phone, undoubtedly disposed of after each group session.

While little is known of its members (and especially the covert Doc himself), what is known is that while Loop sessions occur, not all members are invited at once (allegedly to ensure member anonymity) and when these once-in-a-blue-moon invitations are sent out, recipients respond by doing whatever it takes to appear to the arranged session, canceling all errands and responsibilities, setting Loopin with the Doc as priority number one.
Unidentified VIP Number 1 = 1
Unidentified VIP Number 2 = 2

1: Whats up man?
2: Not much, I just got my CPR certificate yesterday, and I'm about to take my last final that determines if I'll get my PhD that I've spent the past 8 years of my life working for, no biggie, you?
1: Nice, I've got a date with Megan Fox in couple, no biggie.
(VIP 1 and 2's cell phones vibrate)
1: Uhhh I've gotta go, emergency...so much for Megan.
2: No shit dude I got the text to be Loopin with the Doc too, but I dont have a car and I can't run to Mobil on time, can I get a ride?!
(old woman weakly clutches her chest, collapses, and appears to not be breathing)
1: Yeah but we have to leave. Now.
2: Lead me to your car breh!
Loopin with the Doc by samtheman09 January 29, 2010