by Anonymous March 26, 2003
by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one
by Jin Lou March 30, 2019
Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.
by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017
by presspress August 27, 2011
A fat man at work who leaves a monsterous turd that requires the plunger to flush that resembles a loaf of bread
Me:Damn fat loaf man dropped a duece that looks like a babys arm
John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?
John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?
by ChinNutz September 23, 2009
by King Yamayama May 27, 2019