lmaoshifoad 

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off So Hard I Fell Over And Died

OMG! Troy told me that your mom caught you with the vacuum again 🤣 LMAOSHIFOAD 🤣

lmaoshifoad by HexVoid January 4, 2021

lmaoshifottaasalotf

laughing my ass off so hard i fell off the toilet and accidentally shit a little on the floor

When i saw his snapchat of him getting head i lmaoshifottaasalotf

lmaoshifottaasalotf by dj_leach412 April 4, 2015

lmaoshifottaasalotf

Laughing my ass off so hard I fell off the toilet and accidentally sh*t a little on the floor

Omfg lmaoshifottaasalotf XD

lmaoshifottaasalotf by rayyy.y July 13, 2015

lmaoshitmadmt 

Laughing So hard I Turned Mexican And Dropped My Taco

-"EYY! a drumset fell down the stairs, badum tss!"

-"lmaoshitmadmt"

lmaoshitmadmt by Dronect June 24, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016