an extremely attractive unicorn lover. she will stab you with an ice pick if you offer her cheese. if you offer her a tomato with salt and pepper she will blow you for hours. she is one sarcastic mother fucker who knows her way around a redskins fantasy football league. if you dare to cross this curly blonde she will throw you across the room like the fat bitch at fagers island
by mutantkoalafishbird August 19, 2013