Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...

For your liver.

Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.

Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."
by KKKisforNoScopers September 5, 2016
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