literant

Any long (and usually insulting) screed, meme, or other "correction" offered by a Grammar Nazi.

"Did you see Bob's latest literant? Mixing up 'lose' and 'loose' really sets him off."
"What a looser, haha"

Bob's initial objection to the new project quickly turned into a literant after an autocorrect failure triggered his Grammar Nazi instincts.

by Mal-2 KSC November 16, 2018

Literally

A word with no meaning in today's USA.

Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news. Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911? Person 1: Why would you call 911?

by Xtt February 26, 2021

Literally

A word that lost it's meaning due to the existence of 14 year olds.

Person 1: OMG GUESS WHAT JOSH DUN LITERALLY DID
Person 2: can you shu-
Person 1: HE LITERALLY BREATHED SKSKSKSKSKS LMAO

by Thingamajiger May 26, 2019

Literally

ZomethingZomeoneDoez

LiterallyIWizh!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. February 25, 2021

Literally

Not literally: figuratively.

I literally died when Jimmy told the substitute to lick his balls.

by tp217 March 8, 2021

Literal

A term used to describe a real thing, situation, etc.

A; I literally wanted leave at that moment.
B; I literally want to just go home and sleep.

by Princessgreer February 24, 2018

Literally

Figuratively

Joan:I literally died

Jordan:Don't you mean figuratively

Joan:No, I mean literally

by SARCASIM!!! December 20, 2014