lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

by listerfiend August 7, 2006

Listerfiend

Term used by the character Elias in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II. It is a "troll" placed by one's parents in a girl's mouth at a young age in order to prevent open-mouth kissing before the age of 21.

See also: pillow pants

Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend..
Randal: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it..

by Hazel K September 8, 2008