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lion sex 

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
lion sex by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007
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Sex Lion 

The Liberty High Lion known as Cody Spaid, for his legacy of sex, partying, and lacrosse skills.
Hey did you see the Sex Lion today?

Yeah i saw that Lax Bro having sex at at a party
Sex Lion by wha34 December 24, 2010

Sex lion 

An appearance that shows that you want sex.
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Sex lion by xbrookezilla October 27, 2011

Sex lion 

An appearance that shows that you want sex.
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Sex lion by xbrookezilla October 14, 2011

sexi lion 

Hot/sexi best friends brother. Blond flippy hair, blue/brown eyes, plays football & wrestles. SEXI!!!! Likes to whip out his dick.. In a teasing way. Strong, about 5'3, enjoys energy drinks, and coca cola.
Girl # 1: He is a sexi lion!

Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.
sexi lion by Sexi lion lovers February 19, 2011

Lionsexytime 

The period in which intercourse between two or more large felines takes place.

Can be used in a game of scrabble.
Man, I was on a safari and as we passed one part of the journey, it was definitely Lionsexytime.
Lionsexytime by Eron69 December 28, 2009
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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