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lion sex

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007
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Sex Lion

The Liberty High Lion known as Cody Spaid, for his legacy of sex, partying, and lacrosse skills.
Hey did you see the Sex Lion today?

Yeah i saw that Lax Bro having sex at at a party
by wha34 December 24, 2010
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Sex lion

An appearance that shows that you want sex.
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
by xbrookezilla October 27, 2011
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Sex lion

An appearance that shows that you want sex.
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
by xbrookezilla October 14, 2011
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sexi lion

Hot/sexi best friends brother. Blond flippy hair, blue/brown eyes, plays football & wrestles. SEXI!!!! Likes to whip out his dick.. In a teasing way. Strong, about 5'3, enjoys energy drinks, and coca cola.
Girl # 1: He is a sexi lion!

Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.
by Sexi lion lovers February 19, 2011
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Lionsexytime

The period in which intercourse between two or more large felines takes place.

Can be used in a game of scrabble.
Man, I was on a safari and as we passed one part of the journey, it was definitely Lionsexytime.
by Eron69 December 28, 2009
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