lion sex
Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
lion sex by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007
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Sex lion
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Sex lion by xbrookezilla October 27, 2011
Sex lion
Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!
Sex lion by xbrookezilla October 14, 2011
sexi lion
Hot/sexi best friends brother. Blond flippy hair, blue/brown eyes, plays football & wrestles. SEXI!!!! Likes to whip out his dick.. In a teasing way. Strong, about 5'3, enjoys energy drinks, and coca cola.
Girl # 1: He is a sexi lion!
Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.
Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.
sexi lion by Sexi lion lovers February 19, 2011
Lionsexytime
The period in which intercourse between two or more large felines takes place.
Can be used in a game of scrabble.
Can be used in a game of scrabble.
Lionsexytime by Eron69 December 28, 2009
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