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Lint Roller 

A person who is short and really hairy.
I then screamed at bigfoot’s baby, “ You’re an actual lint roller shut the fuck up.”
Lint Roller by pz_mystery April 8, 2021

Texas Lint Roller

A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"
Texas Lint Roller by noQ_Q October 13, 2009

Detroit Lint Roller 

A filthy sex act in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's anus, while simultaneously trimming his pubic hair. After the male has finished manscaping, he pulls out and WITHOUT wiping the trimmed pubes off his penis, his partner finishes him off orally.
My pubes are out of control right now! I'm going to surprise Stacey with a Detroit Lint Roller tonight during anal!
Detroit Lint Roller by Rrronaldo October 7, 2011

sticky lint roller 

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

lint rolled 

rolling across your lover in bed in order to enhance sexual pleasure.
"damn girl, i lint rolled the shit out of my boyfriend last night! he was beggin for more!"
lint rolled by stfuasmw October 9, 2009