by magicjuanson August 20, 2010
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
by Katy December 26, 2003
Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
by Agra April 1, 2004
1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!
2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?
2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?
by K-Tizzle April 29, 2005
a phrase or expression used to "wow" or "win over" a female, deemed successful if it ends in the bedroom area, or any place well equipped for love making.
by lifeoftheparty May 30, 2008
by Jen January 8, 2004
An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.
Examples of Pick-Up Lines:
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014