Drinking a margarita while standing in line at Chipotle. Works best when the restaurant is very busy with 10min+ line. You walk straight to the register and order a margarita. Then, drink the margarita while standing in line.
by topnomi January 22, 2015
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Boy2: See what?
Boy1: It's not what, it's who. The girl in ugly wannabe emo clothing just stormed in crying is Linaria.
Boy2: Really? Damn, what happened to her?
Boy1: Apparently she tried to steal many girl's man and it went horribly wrong LOL. She got exposed, all screenshots and screen recording of her n people's conversation are now public.
Boy2: See what?
Boy1: It's not what, it's who. The girl in ugly wannabe emo clothing just stormed in crying is Linaria.
Boy2: Really? Damn, what happened to her?
Boy1: Apparently she tried to steal many girl's man and it went horribly wrong LOL. She got exposed, all screenshots and screen recording of her n people's conversation are now public.
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Lindrita loves to go shopping
by Ditdit1999 November 22, 2021
Get the lindrita mug.A dangerously delicious margarita crafted by a 50-year-old jaguar with a heavy pour and zero fucks. One sip purrs “goodnight”… one glass roars “where the hell are my pants?” It’s equal parts tequila and total amnesia.
Careful with the pitcher—she’s slingin’ Lisaritas, and one glass later you’re skinny dipping in a stranger’s hot tub wearing nothing but regret and someone else’s flip-flops.
by zerodarkparty April 19, 2025
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Careful — she’s firing off LisaRitas. One glass and you’re butt-naked in a stranger’s hot tub, rocking someone else’s flip-flops and making out with a 3 the LisaRita turned into a 10!
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