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lily smith 

A bitch who only knows feminism, and overreacts to all jokes and tries to bring feminine respect to something that has nothing to do with the jokes.
-That lily smith just totally over read into that joke.
-I swear, if that lily smith kills my vibe one more time....
lily smith by Handle Wright February 18, 2015

Lily Allen-Smith 

the coolest person you will ever meet, has a great personality and is so hot! You'll regret it if your not friends with her and she'll make your day if your ever down, lily also tends to be good at playing instruments and has a great music taste.
you know Lily Allen-Smith?
yup, only the coolest person to exist!
Lily Allen-Smith by lousia_x April 19, 2018

lily jane smith 

my best friend since 9/11. she’s the funniest silliest gish to ever exist. i love her so much and she’s the coolest. kinda fruity but i can see past that cause she’s so swag.
eliana and sydney- i don’t like lily jane smith
me *their families already in my basement *

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026