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Lil Friend 

A person you are referring to that is someone else's friend of little importance.
Them: Girl who she went out with last night?

You: Girl, she went out with one of her Lil Friends.

Them: Girl, a mess!

one of your lil friends 

Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?

li'l friend 

A shady, dismissive way to refer to someone's spouse or long-term partner, usually the second acquired after divorce or the death of the first, when you don't claim them, don't respect them, and know they're only tolerated because of their more powerful partner. It implies they're irrelevant without their spouse and temporary, and will disappear the moment their spouse dies or comes to their sense. You never refer to them as the "husband", "wife," or "partner", because they never earned their place. They will always be their little friend and will be referenced as such in the obituary.
You can put a crown Camilla Parker Bowles everyday of the week but she will be Pawpaw's, King Charles' li'l friend. I don"t care what her royal stationery says.
li'l friend by Queen Auntie July 7, 2025

LOLfriender 

Someone who hangs onto large groups of friends, and tries to leech off some friendship. Often fails miserably. Most likely they will try to woo potential partners, and of course, fail miserably, much to the amusement of bystanders.
1: You know that new guy, Ricky?
2: What about him?
1: One word- LOLfriender.
2: Good call.
LOLfriender by DopeChef2k12 December 17, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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