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Like Envy 

the jealousy-triggered condition from which other Facebook friends suffer when comparing their own paltry number of "Likes" on a status update with someone else's, posted by a person who consistently reaps "Likes" by the dozens.
Jimmie: Holy crap! Did you see how many "Likes" Jill got with her status update about her amazing landscaping skills?

David: No! I'm still reeling over how many she got when she posted a picture of her sneakers!

Adam: Guys, guys. Just listen to us here. What have we become? We have a full blown case of Like Envy.

Amy: Homos!

Jill: Hahahahaha
Like Envy by lookingforacure December 21, 2012
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When you like someones status comment, picture comment or wall post on you're facebook.

You don't do it just because you like the post or comment but because you envy it so much you can't think of anything better to comment.
for example if their joke is too funny and you can't top it, instead of trying a comment back you just like their comment, to save perhaps embaressing yourself or wrecking their comment or post.

Other examples are when theirs no need for a comment and you're just showing you're envy of their facebook comment or post. this can be on your facebook or someone elses, see example 2.

Not to be confused with a Pitty Like
Your status: Just watched the 40 year old virgin, it was fucking great.

Mark's comment: Awh man i I love that movie
You're comment: You know how i know you're gay?
Mark's comment: Because you're gay and can tell who else is gay?
*You like this comment*

Dude1: Man mark tottaly got me in my status about that new Judd Apatow movie, I had to give him an Envy Like.

Dude2: Yeah I seen that, it was a clear envy like, that could be embaressing if you guys werent good friends..

Example 2

Craig's status: Just had amazing pizza, weed and sex with my girlfriend multiple times on each front.
*You like this status*

Guy 1: Man did you see criags latest facebook post? sounds like he's having a great day, i Had to give him an envy like.

Guy 2: Fuck, I can't wait to get home and envy like that shit.
Envy Like by Frasemaster 5 March 3, 2011

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026