person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh March 24, 2011
Like A Virgin is a phrase that refers to a man's penis being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. In other words the penis is so large that the area penetrated is once again "deflowered."
by Jack Itahfnkum August 04, 2008
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
When you neva had sex and then you get on fortnite and you go beep beep on the trash kid and then bomb go boom witha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh from town yeah huh.
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! December 15, 2022