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whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?
life is ____
by james December 24, 2003
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I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 03, 2005
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A game played by high school students in Perth, Australia, originates in Morley SHS, created originally by Scott Fairclough, Adin Sehic and Lewis Todman. The purpose of life is to kick a small bottle, ball, or empty milk carton through the legs of other players. A penalty is issued when a player is caught with his feet too close together for the ball to pass through. When a player has the ball kicked between his or her legs, or is issued a penalty, all the other players get to punch that player. In this way, it is similar to the game "Barcode."
"Hey, let's call the game 'life' so when someone loses we can say they suck at life!" -Lewis Todman

"I got these bruises because I suck at life"
by Shinobi Church July 03, 2005
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Life is a question and death is the answer

life can also be named why
why? death.
everything in life revolves around the question why?

and why is it?
noone knows. To me; life is a complete utter mystery. Why do we live? i dont know at all
Life is a big game. You win or you lose.
by matthew legg May 29, 2004
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A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.
Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."
by GimmiK November 30, 2005
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an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purpose
completely pointless
by Ur inner self March 28, 2004
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