I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.
I have a tough life...
by Chewy October 23, 2004
is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something!
by famous-ramos June 3, 2006
1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it.
2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
Go Flush yourself!
Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".
Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".
Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
by Tempo3240 July 11, 2008
an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purpose
completely pointless
by Ur inner self March 28, 2004
A game played by high school students in Perth, Australia, originates in Morley SHS, created originally by Scott Fairclough, Adin Sehic and Lewis Todman. The purpose of life is to kick a small bottle, ball, or empty milk carton through the legs of other players. A penalty is issued when a player is caught with his feet too close together for the ball to pass through. When a player has the ball kicked between his or her legs, or is issued a penalty, all the other players get to punch that player. In this way, it is similar to the game "Barcode."
"Hey, let's call the game 'life' so when someone loses we can say they suck at life!" -Lewis Todman
"I got these bruises because I suck at life"
"I got these bruises because I suck at life"
by Shinobi Church July 3, 2005
The act of 'being' in a period of time that is completed by death. The act of 'being' however is distorted and blurred by the act of 'having' in today's social twisted folk. Consequently society and its subordinates don't persue their real aim of 'being' but are forced by mass media and propaganda-spreading so-called governments to the act of 'having' which is therefore a self-destructive act and will result in the implosion of mankind.
by Sean Black January 19, 2003
The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.
by Tony Valentine July 2, 2003