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Life's a Bitch

1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."
by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
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life's a bitch

Can be defined in a few ways.

1. used when something unfortunate happens to somebody and is used to show compassion for the recipient of the unfortunate action/event

2. when life bites in the ass
Life's a bitch, get the best of her.
by debebop April 7, 2013
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One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!
DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".
by DramaFreak March 16, 2008
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Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
by denkifuro August 11, 2012
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Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."
by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024
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life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.
- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched
by killa4566 December 26, 2019
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