lick my ass
A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.
lick my ass by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009
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Lick my ass
A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"
Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.
Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.
Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "
Lick my ass by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011
Lick my ass and thank you very much!
A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”
Lick my ass and thank you very much! by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
lick my ass crack
lick my ass crack by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018
lick my hairy ass
Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017
lick my rat’s ass
A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
lick my rat’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
lick my duck’s asshole!
lick my duck’s asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.