lick a floor

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"

Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."

by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014

Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk December 25, 2017

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 04, 2009