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Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!
Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!

The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!
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Lesbian Threesome 

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Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
Lesbian Threesome by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025

Lesbian Three-Some

Lesbian Threesome - Three females eating out eachother and shoving dildos up each others pussies until an orgasm.

I came home from work to find my girlfriend lay on my bed wearing a small thong & a lacy bra. She stood up, & began kissing my neck, & unbuttoning my blouse. We fell backwards onto my bed, revealing my huge DD boobs. She kissed my stomach, while unzipping my skirt to see my soaking wet panties. She sexily undid my bra with her teeth & reached her hand slowly down my panties. I kissed her neck & then her tits. I ripped off her bra, & massaged her massive boobs. I reached for her ass & ripped off her tight wet thong. While her fingers firmly rubbed my clit, I lay on my back & she seductively spread my legs. She bent down & slowly swirled her tongue around my soaking wet pussy, kissing my clit. I moaned as she started to push her tongue into my pussy hole until I could feel the orgasm coming. I screamed with pleasure, she licked all my cum off then she stood over me. I grabbed her & pulled her on top of me, kissing every inch of her body, rubbing my own naked self onto hers so fiercely our tits begin to wobble; I bring out a 15" black cock from under my bed, & open her legs. She grins & starts to scream when I ram it into her wet pussy hole. I jammed the vibrating cock, harder and faster into her. She grabbed onto me, screaming with pleasure until she was cumming all over my hands & the shaking cock.
I fiercely rolled her over, & sat on her, kissing her neck as she reached for the dildo, pushing my legs apart. She pumped it in me, while I lapped up every sweet second, every hard thrust made me moan a little louder until I was screaming and cummin all over the cock - She started to lick off all the cum. It was so hot I couldn't help myself from pulling her onto me & taking her to the balcony. We could hear wolf whistles from the building across the street, so we cheekily decided to grind up against the cold metal bars. I heard the door..then a hot blonde woman wearing a tight red dress stood next to us, licking her lips. She said 'You both looked so hot, I just had to join you' We angrily ripped off her dress as she licked my neck ravenously, and threw me down onto the matt. As I lay there, I saw her huge FF boobs fall out of her bra & I watched Katy rip of her dripping thong. The hot blonde seductively put on a huge strap-on, & sat on me. She pumping in and out of me. I moaned with intense pleasure. I screamed as I started to cum over the balcony. Rubbing our body against one another we all licked& kissed whatever we could find. Best Lesbian Three-Some ever...

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026