Relating to sperm, cuming, and/or masturbating; Fap

Whatever else you'd like it to be! aslong as the other person doesn't know what your talking about!

Bro! He just learmed himself!!!

So... I heard you were learming the other day.

How could you go off and learm without me!

Learm by x0JoNy0x December 12, 2010

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Legasmic

Pronounced Le-gas-mic

On the 7th of February 2012 legasmic was founded at work by three nameless figures in Australia NSW approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes south of Sydney.

The word was derived from two words forged together to crate a word suitable enough to describe the best, most amazing of a certain thing.

This food is Legendary...No Orgasmic...NO LEGASMIC!

That meal was Legasmic!

This song is Legasmic!

You look Legasmic!

That was Legasmic!

Legasmic by Legasmic! March 14, 2012

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Legare

When you are lose to a girl who is DTF(see no fatties) in a MMA match, as part of foreplay and four hours later still not get any. Then later on cock blocking yourself on the same girl after spending a total of nine hours with her and losing again to her in MMA only to have her say goodnight as you both part ways. The next morning you find out from your friends that she has a long-term boyfriend and you were only cock blocking yourself this whole time. All events must happen within 24 hrs.

"He just got Legared"

"Quit Legaring yourself"

"That guy isn't going to get anything from her accept a Legare"

Legare by Brooster Cogburn February 20, 2009

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legasm

An orgasm achieved by squeezing, caressing, or in some way stimulating the leg. Legasms are rare and often only achieved if you are, in fact, Katharine Duckett.

Wow, that knee surgery gave me one of the most intense legasms ever. They told me they'll never be able to use that operating table again!

legasm by salamanderfiveface February 26, 2005

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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