Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 15, 2017

Burn and Learn

To stimulate the mind by doing something productive while under the influence of marijuana.

Reading a book, watching a movie, trying out a new recipe while being high on marijuana falls under "Burn and Learn"

by Mr. Burnandlearn January 6, 2012

learn you

A sentence fragment that is often believed to be grammatically incorrect, but is actually completely correct. The word learn is actually rooted in the Old English verb læran, meaning "to teach", and can be used transitively in this manner, e.g. "I'm going to learn you a lesson."

"I'm going to learn you a lesson."
"She learned him how to skate."
"He learned him how to fish."

by Canilope September 24, 2013

learn the ropes

the process of finding one's feet, learning the basics, for example in a new job

"Hey, how's that new job going?"
"Fabulous, now that I've learned the ropes I can take on more demanding tasks!"

"I want you to learn the ropes before you start doing anything more sophisticated!"

by justice22 February 14, 2012

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

by Anuslicker8888 January 24, 2019