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learn you a lesson
VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
learn you a lesson by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
learn you a lesson
1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation
"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"
"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."
"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."
learn you a lesson by bryon lasagna March 22, 2006
Word of the Day on March 25, 2006
learn you a lesson
i'm sorry, i don't usually pick faults with grammar as grammar rules can sometimes be too picky but i'm afraid the phrase is 'teach you a lesson' not 'learn you a lesson'. that's why a teacher teaches, and a pupil learn.
teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.
teach you a lesson is usually used as a threat indicating impending violence.
jimmy: yo mama is so ugly, she turns people's stomachs!
phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!
(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)
phil: you son of a bitch! i'm going to teach you a lesson!
(this phrase should be teach you a lesson and not learn you a lesson.)
learn you a lesson by lotty3k April 22, 2006
learn you a lesson
Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
learn you a lesson by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
let me learn you something
A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.
A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?
let me learn you something by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014
That'll Learn You
(That will learn you)
Making it clear to another person that you've made a mistake and that you should have known better.
Making it clear to another person that you've made a mistake and that you should have known better.
That'll Learn You by CG-PTY April 1, 2009
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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