lazy swimmers
lazy swimmers by smehmet1 January 19, 2005
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lazy swimmers
Another term for low sperm count.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
lazy swimmers by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
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