lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

lazy fuck

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.

Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.

by Sawyertt December 6, 2010

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

by Ovinor February 21, 2011

Lazy fuck boy

A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.

Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.

by Boo boo channel June 14, 2016

Lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

by cruello March 6, 2018