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Thomas Ladder
The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021
Mid ladder
The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
Example1.
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Mid ladder by clarski on YT September 26, 2021
Brock Landers
Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012
Obama Bin Laden
Obama Bin Laden by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018
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