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Thomas Ladder
The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021
Mid ladder
The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
-challenger 1 - Master 2
This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped
4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
Example1.
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck
(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)
Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me
Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?
Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-
Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Mid ladder by clarski on YT September 26, 2021
Brock Landers
Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012
Obama Bin Laden
Obama Bin Laden by "Obama Bin Laden" February 1, 2018
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026