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An Online DJ, and well known online whore.
Known for sucking off fat gamers at big lan events, and sleeping with ugly people she just met.
Layde is a hoe.
Layde by 31337 5/\/1|D3R January 20, 2003
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The act of grabbing ones privates and flashing them make the seem more pri ative and superior.
Imma layde Emma

up!
Layde by Sawdog69 December 13, 2024

Thomas Ladder

The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically stacked beams that allowed humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin niggas been standing on rocks the whole time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*
Thomas Ladder by battmerns February 25, 2021

Mid ladder 

The worst place to be in clash (Royale), this purgatory like place is known by many as “the trenches of clash”

-challenger 1 - Master 2

This is the place niggas go ham wit the outa pocket decks. You can’t play a game without playing one of these cards
1. E barbs - if they’re racist
2. Mega knight - jus bc they don’t know how to make a deck
3. E giant - if they’re sped

4. Pekka - if they hate women
5. Golem - if they hate black people
6.Witch (any variant) - they get bullied at school
7. Xbow - if they’re a sociopath (me)
8. Royale Giant - when they don’t got a dad
Example1.

Kid at school: AYO! Check out my deck

(Giant skeleton, Witch, Clone, Balloon, Rage, E-Barbs, Freeze, Tesla)

Girl: Ew, what the fuck? You’re a mid ladder player get away from me

Example 2.
Kid 1: oh you play clash? What deck u runnin?

Kid 2: yea, lumberloon with elixir golem-battle hea-

Kid 1: *shoots kid 2 before he finishes sentence*
Mid ladder by clarski on YT September 26, 2021

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012

Obama Bin Laden

When you find out Obama's last name
Obama Bin Laden was the 44th president of the United States of Islam.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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