lawn mowning 

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

lawn mowning by Mydaho December 30, 2007

Lawn Mowing 

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.

Lawn mowing SUCKS!!!

Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010

lawn mowing shoes 

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.

Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."

lawn mowing shoes by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

Lawn Mowing 

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

Lawn Mowing by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

Lawn Mowing 

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

Lawn Mowing by Eslur June 1, 2019

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant 

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.

Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.

Mowing Lawn by doomsday00 February 18, 2009