launchy 

When a person is feeling eager to get inebriated and have a big night partying with friends

lads I can't wait for the weekend i'm feeling pretty launchy right now

launchy by PillverbackGorilla May 21, 2020

Launchy poo

An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.

I need a launchy poo to escape Wayne!!!! He’ll eat me!!!!

Launchy poo by Mankforirk March 3, 2018

raunchy-launchy 

The action of ejaculating at a high velocity usually over 100 miles per hour.

I'm gonna raunchy-launchy inside my entire family because my homie dared me to and because my family is hot as FUCK!

raunchy-launchy by John W. Lennon January 22, 2023

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

paper launch by Jack September 12, 2005

Tennessee Boat Launch 

When you get hammered at a party and take a shit in the hosts fish tank

I had a Tennessee Boat Launch at a party last night

Tennessee Boat Launch by Ryan DellaFera November 24, 2019

abort launch 

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

abort launch by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006

Launch a Dook 

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

Launch a Dook by libohound May 6, 2009