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To laudle (L-ow-dul) is to have sex 7 times in 7 different positions in one session or sitting; the equivalent of a sexual marathon. Acceptable breaks between each sex include resting but not sleeping, cuddling and nuzzling, and bathroom breaks. Moving to the bathroom for shower sex is also acceptable.

One sex can also be substituted with oral received once by each partner; so a laudle could include 6 positions and 1 exchange of oral each (2 orals total).
Note: all positions must differ from each other. No repetitions, no change of location, or slight changes such as the shifting of one leg.
Elsa: oh yeah....I guess we half-laudled last night. We did missionary, cowgirl, and sitting. Then he ate me out.

Jules: yeah girl, that totally counts!! Full-laudle next time.
by anal sleds October 03, 2010
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To laudle is to achieve seven different positions (with a single partner) while having sex just once. However, one position can be substituted with oral both given and received by each partner (aka 6 distinct positions and oral for each). One form of a sexual marathon.
I tried to laudle last night without telling him, but after the fifth position he finished.
by anal sleds December 10, 2011
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