laudle 

To laudle (L-ow-dul) is to have sex 7 times in 7 different positions in one session or sitting; the equivalent of a sexual marathon. Acceptable breaks between each sex include resting but not sleeping, cuddling and nuzzling, and bathroom breaks. Moving to the bathroom for shower sex is also acceptable.

One sex can also be substituted with oral received once by each partner; so a laudle could include 6 positions and 1 exchange of oral each (2 orals total).
Note: all positions must differ from each other. No repetitions, no change of location, or slight changes such as the shifting of one leg.

Elsa: oh yeah....I guess we half-laudled last night. We did missionary, cowgirl, and sitting. Then he ate me out.

Jules: yeah girl, that totally counts!! Full-laudle next time.

laudle by anal sleds October 3, 2010

laudle 

To laudle is to achieve seven different positions (with a single partner) while having sex just once. However, one position can be substituted with oral both given and received by each partner (aka 6 distinct positions and oral for each). One form of a sexual marathon.

I tried to laudle last night without telling him, but after the fifth position he finished.

laudle by anal sleds December 18, 2011

cum laude 

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.

Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?

Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Harold Lauder 

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.

A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)

Harold Lauder by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010

Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.

It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.

Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011