last off 

A way of signalling the last item in a list of items where the first item is preceded by "first off". Use when you want to be sure that you're introducing people to the final and most important item in the list of bullshit items. Using last off shows your audience that you have prepared and you are not just pulling things out of your ass.

Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

last off by Gus O'Malley December 28, 2007

Last off the train 

A woman who has just finished participating in a gang bang.

Lindsey; I got really drunk last night and had a gang bang, oh my

Erica; oh, you were "Last Off the train" again.

Last off the train by MsZee August 3, 2010

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} 

I beat you all! Hahahahahaha!

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019