lapatarian 

:noun
A person who has completed multiple laps on Rhonda The Roundabout.

Joshua Janes was the first lapatarian to complete 500 laps in Clarksville Tennessee

lapatarian by Roundabout Fan August 13, 2024

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

landatarian by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

latarian 

hoodrats who beat up their grandmas for chicken wings and go for joyrides with their friends who smoke cigarettes

yo man u hear what that latarian did? he beat up his gramma fo some chicken wings!

latarian by i wanna no where da gold at January 18, 2009

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

landatarian by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

latarian 

seven year old hood-rats who steal their grandma's car & go for joyrides.

dang, that kid just pulled a 'latarian'!! she stole her papa's car & went teepeeing all over the hood!

latarian by lakni May 6, 2008

Labetarian 

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

Labetarian by dannyzz February 18, 2013

lazytarian 

An omnivore who prefers veggies but will eat meat if it's too hard to find a vegetarian dish.

Rob: Hey man I'm starving but this taco truck only has meat dishes? Aren't you a vegetarian?

Joe: Nope, thankfully I'm a lazytarian. I'll have 3 tacos al pastor!

lazytarian by Whiskey McGee November 16, 2009