lanky kong 

A demon personified, if hell was real, lanky kong would be the ruler. There are no words to describe just how fucked up this evil monkey is. Those who look into his soulless eyes for more than a minute are never seen again, only there screams will be heard where they witnessed him. You can't run from him, his arms are unreasonably long for an ape. His first kill was reported on November 22nd, 1999.

anon #1: Hey what happened to Jerry?
anon #2: lanky kong got him last week and I haven't seen him since.

lanky kong by Yung_Jimathan October 17, 2019

lanky kong 

Lanky Kong was one of the main playable characters in Donkey Kong 64, where HE was one of the four Kongs captured and later rescued throughout the game.

After a 8-year absence, HE makes a return in the series in Donkey Kong Barrel Blast, where Lanky was a unlockable character in the game. It's about fucking time!

lanky kong HAS NO EYES WITH WHICH TO SEE
lanky kong's EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS MISERY
lanky kong HAS NO MOUTH AND HE WANTS TO SCREAM
lanky kong ONLY WISHES IT WERE ALL A DREAM
NOW lanky kong WANTS FOR YOU TO SHARE HIS ANGUISH
ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE VANQUISHED.

lanky kong by chainswordcs August 23, 2020

Lanky Kong 

The coolest Kong
Lanky is canonically dead according to the Donkey Kong country manga

He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching

Lanky Kong by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

lanky kong 

He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face

Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong

lanky kong by MoloMan December 17, 2016