Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is badeven mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
Oh my god. LandonShawrailed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi