Goo Lagoon

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon
“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon
by Mothmansbabe July 13, 2023
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Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it
Her “mon then
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
by Vickys Red Lagoon February 03, 2018
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Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025
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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
by PJ Cooler March 09, 2022
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Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.
Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!
by Yung FROG January 26, 2016
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Lagoon

Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.
Oh look at logoon, she is pregnant!?
Baby lagoon coming out ha.
by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021
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Lagoon

A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.
damn i really need a lagoon to mow my lawn
by hellodorks123 November 02, 2021
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