(verb) 1. To take/abduct a hot chick/fine looking female to your house/sex cave.
(verb) 2. To destroy something with pride.
(verb) 2. To destroy something with pride.
(1.) Brad: Hey Nick! I totally black lagooned Julie last night!
Nick: Whoaa I'm jealous.
(2.) Roland: If this fly doesn't get off me, I'm going black lagoon him!
Nick: Whoaa I'm jealous.
(2.) Roland: If this fly doesn't get off me, I'm going black lagoon him!
by DZLMaster3 September 7, 2009
1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany
1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great
by betterthantape December 31, 2013
In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.
when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.
by Toffifee March 19, 2009
While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
by Matt Ensminger June 16, 2008
Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.
Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.
See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."
A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.
by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2015
A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019