Lady Time

Lady Time is a polite way to say a woman is on her menstrual cycle or on her period.

I went to slide off her panties when she told me she was on her Lady Time so we did not have sex last night.

by jizmaster3000 May 27, 2014

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 06, 2022

Time Ladies

Female version of Time Lords

"Are you a Time Lord?"

"No, I'm a Time Lady"

by Stefani Bigaran August 23, 2005