A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.
Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.
This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.
This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.