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lack of comprehension 

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...
NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life
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Lack of comprehension 

Someone can't read well or being clueless and ignorant the whole time.
me: "NBA and fans called themselves the best of the world for having the best players of the world and opposed Noah Lyles, yet they lost to Real Madrid, it shouldn't matter if the star players are playing or not."
tony: "US haters are reaching, it's like saying Inter Miami should win without Messi!"
me: "Except they don't call themselves the best of the world or world champion though."
tony: "Can't debate a guy with a wii avatar, can't take your words seriously."
"It was made with a Switch btw and go check out Noah Lyles' words, you're either stuck in last decade or lack of comprehension the whole time."
Lack of comprehension by gwercbich October 24, 2023
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