La Douche 

1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate

I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...

La Douche by Turnhead May 27, 2010

la douche 

french word for shower....but also an excuse to say 'douche' in front of your mom.

kid- she's such la douche...
mom- what'd you say??
kid- shower...*shifty eyes*

la douche by coolchick June 1, 2005

la douche 

French for "the shower".

Où es la douche?
(where is the shower?)

la douche by Anaba June 2, 2005

LA Douche 

A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.

*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.

*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.

*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.

LA Douche by Bronze Bro November 13, 2012

la douche 

so very hawt.

i want to grab la douche's ass.

la douche by phil donahue May 23, 2004

La Douche 

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

La Douche by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009

don juan de la douche 

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

don juan de la douche by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008