kwidditch

Your puppy that is so bad you love her and she is the worst. She is tiny, thinks she’s a cat, licks you until the world ends, and chews your couch. But she is the best thing that happened to you and you love her so much. She is so cute and your little baby girl. She has a white stripe on her brown muzzle and is the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world. She loves you. But she is the dumbest animal, too.

Kwidditch! Stop eating my underwear!

Kwidditch! Stop eating my egg rolls, you terrible beastie!

kwidditch by Kwidditch&Koa January 21, 2018

kidditch 

When two persons are standing in conversation with one another during a Kiddush and one 'converser' leaves for a second to get food or say hello to another Kiddush occupant and:

A: The person supposed to be waiting wanders off.

B: The person goes away and never returns.

1. I went away for a second to say hello to Charlie and that Douche bag Josh Kidditched me!

2. That Douche bag Josh just went off to get some Kugel, and he Kidditched me. What a prick.

kidditch by iDont October 30, 2007