kwentong panelo Share definition Flag An idiomatic expression. A story so ridiculous it can only be a lie. Huwag kang maniwala kay Mang Kanor, puro “Kwentong Panelo” yan! (Do not believe Mang Kanor, he is full of lies!) kwentong panelo by PongPagong August 30, 2019 Get the kwentong panelo mug.