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1. To make the wrong call at a critical juncture in a sporting event. Reminiscent of Gerard Kemkers misevaluation of the correct lane for Sven Kramer to skate in, in the 2010 Olympics 10,000 m speed skating final.
2. The greatest blot on the orange spandex of Dutch speed skating.
3. A great way to lose 500,000 dollars worth of endorsement incentives if you are Sven Kramer.
4. The only participant in Holland's Sports Witness Protection Program
Nascar Example: My pit boss told me I was good on fuel only to see that I ran out with 500 feet to the line and got passed up. Kemkered I was I tell ya. Totally and utterly Kemkered.
kemker by CubanoFulano March 1, 2010
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kvmke kemker kimkee kimken kimker
The last name of some of the most amazing people you will ever meet, they may have tempers but when there are happy, you cabt help but be happy too. Alot of things may have happened to the Kimkers, but they try not to nag about there problems. Thry know they have flaws, but try hard to fix them. They want to achieve great things, but many dont belive in them. They are the very best listeners and always need someone to love.
Have you seen the Kimkers? They seem nice!
Other* Yeah, they're going throught some things but they are really nice!
how I saykitten
my kimkens are soooo cute
An absolutely self centered rich guy who lives near nimman. He has a girlfriend but is in love with someone else and she is a virgin. She also has a boyfriend but she likes kimkee. His hair is as dead as hay.
Becca: Kimkee!

Kimkee: What??? (lowkey agitated)
Becca: Can you come with me!
Kimkee: *Sighs*
kimkee by urmothermadre March 7, 2022

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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