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kemker
1. To make the wrong call at a critical juncture in a sporting event. Reminiscent of Gerard Kemkers misevaluation of the correct lane for Sven Kramer to skate in, in the 2010 Olympics 10,000 m speed skating final.
2. The greatest blot on the orange spandex of Dutch speed skating.
3. A great way to lose 500,000 dollars worth of endorsement incentives if you are Sven Kramer.
4. The only participant in Holland's Sports Witness Protection Program
2. The greatest blot on the orange spandex of Dutch speed skating.
3. A great way to lose 500,000 dollars worth of endorsement incentives if you are Sven Kramer.
4. The only participant in Holland's Sports Witness Protection Program
Nascar Example: My pit boss told me I was good on fuel only to see that I ran out with 500 feet to the line and got passed up. Kemkered I was I tell ya. Totally and utterly Kemkered.
kemker by CubanoFulano March 1, 2010
kimker
The last name of some of the most amazing people you will ever meet, they may have tempers but when there are happy, you cabt help but be happy too. Alot of things may have happened to the Kimkers, but they try not to nag about there problems. Thry know they have flaws, but try hard to fix them. They want to achieve great things, but many dont belive in them. They are the very best listeners and always need someone to love.
Have you seen the Kimkers? They seem nice!
Other* Yeah, they're going throught some things but they are really nice!
Other* Yeah, they're going throught some things but they are really nice!
kimker by Anonymous123456123987465 May 6, 2019
kimken
kimken by I love cats long live the cats January 4, 2022
kimkee
An absolutely self centered rich guy who lives near nimman. He has a girlfriend but is in love with someone else and she is a virgin. She also has a boyfriend but she likes kimkee. His hair is as dead as hay.
kimkee by urmothermadre March 7, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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