by EmilyFaid May 24, 2008
When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.
I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
by Matty Matarangelo October 20, 2008
When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016
by JesusLovesMe131 November 25, 2008
Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda
by BrotherBob March 08, 2013
Term taken from the "Kung Fu Panda 4, Po discovers crack" meme
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general
Kung Fu Panda 4 usually means crack, but can also mean just drugs in general
by Smoop-inator July 10, 2020
Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.
"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."
by DK is drunk October 04, 2008