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Krzyzewski 

Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.
1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."

2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
Krzyzewski by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005
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krzyzewski 

1. god

2. the greatest coach in the history of basketball
mike krzyzewski just destroyed dean smith's record for most NCAA wins - take that, unc biatches!
krzyzewski by A Cameron Crazie March 23, 2005
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Krzyzewski 

Krzyzewski is a polish (westprussia) name.
Krzyz means "croos" and ewski means "from" - so Krzyzewski means from a town named Krzyz.
The ending ski is also part of a lot of polish nobility names.
Mike "Duke" Krzyzewski

Krzyzewski 

oh, sorry - a spelling mistake:
Krzyz means "cross" an Krzyze is the plural ("crosses"). So there are two possible explanations: A person from a town (or a estate) named Krzyz, or a nobleman or baron named Krzyze
a person, born in Krzyz
or
Baron of Krzyze
or
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Krzyzewskiville 

The group of over 100 tents and around 1,000 students that forms every year at Duke University in front of Cameron Indoor Stadium. It's how the most dedicated fans in the nation line up to see one of the nation's premier college basketball teams play their most important games. It's also one hell of a party in the weekends leading up to the game. aka k-ville.
I've been tenting in Krzyzewskiville for two months, but it'll all be worth it to see us kick the shit out of UNC in Cameron.
Krzyzewskiville by Tehhund September 26, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026