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Krzyzewski 

Surname (first name Mike) of the coach of Duke University's men's basketball team, a vile program that has brought the world the likes of Christian Laettner and Shane Battier. Pronounced Sha-sheff-ski, although spelled in the matter it is for reasons known only to few. Can also be used to describe suddenly fainting.
1. "When Laettner hit that shot in '92, Thomas Hill started crying on the bench like a bitch, as if Krzyzewski had just sodomized him."

2. "Blimmer fainted when K-Lo applied the auto-erotic asphixiatory hold. Fat fuck pulled a Krzyzewski."
Krzyzewski by Lazarus Ciccone February 10, 2005
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krzyzewski 

1. god

2. the greatest coach in the history of basketball
mike krzyzewski just destroyed dean smith's record for most NCAA wins - take that, unc biatches!
krzyzewski by A Cameron Crazie March 23, 2005
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Krzyzewski 

Krzyzewski is a polish (westprussia) name.
Krzyz means "croos" and ewski means "from" - so Krzyzewski means from a town named Krzyz.
The ending ski is also part of a lot of polish nobility names.
Mike "Duke" Krzyzewski
Krzyzewski by Dennis Krzyzewski July 29, 2004

Krzyzewski 

oh, sorry - a spelling mistake:
Krzyz means "cross" an Krzyze is the plural ("crosses"). So there are two possible explanations: A person from a town (or a estate) named Krzyz, or a nobleman or baron named Krzyze
a person, born in Krzyz
or
Baron of Krzyze
or
...
Krzyzewski by Dennis Krzyzewski July 30, 2004

Krzyzewskiville 

The group of over 100 tents and around 1,000 students that forms every year at Duke University in front of Cameron Indoor Stadium. It's how the most dedicated fans in the nation line up to see one of the nation's premier college basketball teams play their most important games. It's also one hell of a party in the weekends leading up to the game. aka k-ville.
I've been tenting in Krzyzewskiville for two months, but it'll all be worth it to see us kick the shit out of UNC in Cameron.
Krzyzewskiville by Tehhund September 26, 2005
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